fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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but-i-knew-him:

do you ever think about how it only took steve rogers saying bucky’s name to unravel 70 years worth of brainwashing because i think about this every single fucking day.  

me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?

headsupgirl:

My kids will love football because they will have no choice.

No, you can’t watch Peppa Pig sweetie, the top 100 best goals of the Champions League is on, how fun is THAT huh?

bernie made a period joke…
just set him straight B-)

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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"I love Robin Thicke!"

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the possibilities are endless!