phatarthur:

its always kinda cringeworthy when students laugh n think its great when professors curse or talk about sex or drinking, like WHOA EDGY! MIDDLE AGED MEN EMBRACING EVERYDAY ASPECTS OF HUMAN LIFE.. TRYNA GAIN APPROVAL FROM YOUNG PPL!.. NICE!!

yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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henriqueadam:

if i hate your team, i hate your team.

dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous.

i just hate your team.

(Source: ericgelinas)

"They’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting them that you miss them and they won’t respond.
GUESS WHO WROTE THIS FUCKERS IT WAS ME (via extrasad)

(Source: sureth-ng)

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive